Friday, February 2, 2007

Ruff Interview

Grrrrrr.....rrrrufff! ruff, ruff, ruff! ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff! RRRRUUUUUUUUUFFF! bark, bark...grrrr....bark, bark, bark....bark, bark, bark, bark....rrrrrruuuuuufff....rrrrrrr.

Okay guys, David here, I have to help out ol' Buck the dog get through this interview, especially in light of all the recent press.

(doorbell rings) BAAAAARRRKKK!!! ah-ROOOOOOOOOO! ah-ROOOOOOOOOO!

"So, Buck...I hear you took an obedience class today...how was it?"

"Ruff!"

"Really ? So let's ask a few questions to see if you can really have your own blog. For instance, when you rub your paw across some #20 sandpaper, how does it feel?"

"Ruff!"

"Good. Actually surprised you knew that. Okay, next question. If leaves are on tree limbs, what is on tree trunks?"

"Bark."

Okay, next question is about architecture. How do single family residences protect the interior structure from external elements like rain or snow while also helping to insulate the home and keep the inside in modulation?"

"Grrr?"

"No, I'm sorry, Buck. Try again. Let me ask it another way. What's on top of a house?"

"Roof?"

"Dang! That's good, really good! Okay, you can go back to your dog blog."

"rank-roo."

grrrrr...grrrrrrr...GRRRRRRRR...bark, bark, bark...bark.....bark..grrrrr.